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There’s a dent on the hood shaped exactly like the state of Michigan.
The back window sometimes reflects a landscape that isn’t there.
Every time it idles too long, three streetlights go out within a mile.
The Blue SUV never leaves tire tracks, even in mud.
One man claims he rode in it once — and woke up three states over, with no shoes.
Witnesses say it hums a different frequency depending on who's watching.
There are over 40 official sightings of the Blue SUV — and not one confirmed driver.
The SUV appears in security footage 11 seconds before cameras fail.
It’s been seen driving into lakes, but no splash is ever recorded.
Cra Cra La believes it’s a Trojan Horse for the end of time — and she might not be wrong.
Every clock within sight of the SUV runs three minutes fast.
Dogs bark at it. Cats follow it. Neither survive the night unchanged.
The license plate changes numbers when you blink.
Police radios cut out when it’s within five blocks.

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Incident Reports

When something goes wrong in town, the Blue SUV is never far. Explore a growing archive of bizarre disruptions, unexplained events, and disturbingly frequent “coincidences” — all tied to the vehicle no one claims, but everyone has seen.
From vanishing pets to spontaneous fires, if it happened... it’s probably here.

Evidence Locker

Photos. Footage. Blurry images that shouldn’t exist.
This is where we keep the scraps — the dashcam clips, security tapes, AI-enhanced stills, and viewer-submitted snapshots that all point to one thing: the Blue SUV is real, and it’s everywhere.
You won’t find clarity here. But you will find patterns.

Submit A Report

You saw something. Heard something. Maybe it followed you.
This is your chance to document what happened — or almost happened — when the Blue SUV appeared.
We accept photos, video, written statements, and cryptic ramblings. All submissions are reviewed. Some are believed.

Submit a Report

Mon, 05/19/2025 - 3:20am WoNizzle

IR-202505-31

  1. It has minions.
  2. It's always watching.
  3. The local PD will avoid dealing with it.
  4. Shows no mercy.
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Sun, 05/18/2025 - 8:30pm admin

IR-202505-30

They want a permit now? For a fence? Ha! Not on Cra Cra La’s watch.**


 

According to the new so-called “ordinance” (aka neighborhood psychological warfare disguised as city code), fences over 4 feet require a “permit,” a “review,” and a “property line assessment.” Last I checked, the Constitution did not say “life, liberty, and licensed vertical boards.”


 

But fine. If I can’t build up, I’ll build OUT. In art. In truth. In sequins.


 

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Thu, 05/01/2025 - 12:57pm admin

IR-202505-29

Status: Unexplained Closure

Tags: Detour Madness, Local Conspiracy, “Maintenance,” Blue SUV Sighting

 

Summary:

County Road 17 was closed—again—this time with no notice, no workers, and no visible damage. Signs simply appeared overnight: ROAD CLOSED. LOCAL TRAFFIC ONLY. Except, no local traffic was allowed either. Barricades, cones, and a single orange vest hanging from a fence like a warning flag were all that marked the scene. Residents report detouring for 11 miles only to loop back to where they started.

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Sun, 04/27/2025 - 12:34pm crazy dog lady

IR-202504-28

Vulgar hand signals that will make you clutch your pearls. 

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Fri, 04/25/2025 - 10:20pm Cra Cra La

IR-202504-27

“The Blue SUV ordered nothing, then drove off — and I haven’t slept since.”

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Fri, 04/25/2025 - 8:29am Cra Cra La

IR-202504-6

“It whispered to the squirrels again.”

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