Everything wrong starts here.
And it usually starts with the Blue SUV.

For decades, whispered rumors and blurry photos have circulated in Parchment and beyond — tales of a boxy blue vehicle appearing just before things go spectacularly wrong. Fires. Power outages. Weird smells. Sudden disappearances of pets and PTA presidents. Some say it's a ghost. Others say it's government tech. Some just call it "Bob."

Whatever it is, it’s never been caught, and it never breaks the speed limit.

 

🧩 What Is This Site?

BlueSUV.org is a digital archive of the strange, the absurd, and the unexplainable — all allegedly connected to the same mysterious blue SUV.

We collect:

  • Incident Reports from “official” sources

  • Eyewitness Testimonies from locals, wanderers, and maybe time travelers

  • Evidence — dashcam clips, cursed Polaroids, security footage

  • Lore and Theories — wild speculation, red-string conspiracy maps, and the occasional diary entry from people who’ve seen too much

 

💡 Is This Real?

That's the wrong question.
Ask yourself: why is the Blue SUV in every story?
Then ask: why hasn't anyone ever seen the driver?

 

📬 Who’s Behind This?

BlueSUV.org is a creative media project developed by RootGear LLC.
We blend storytelling, satire, horror, and a touch of digital absurdity to explore how myths form — and how they drive us.